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AN OLD MAN WAS ON HIS DEATH BED
An old man was on his death bed.. 
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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
What's the difference between a lawyer and an angry rhinoceros?.. 
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HEAVEN GETTING CROWDED
One day, a teacher, a garbage collector, and a lawyer all died and went to heaven...
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ADVICE FROM LAWYERS
George and Lenny decide to cross North America in a hot air balloon...
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WARNING SIGNS THAT YOU MIGHT NEED A DIFFERENT LAWYER
Here are some warning signs . . ...
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WHAT DO YOU CALL . . . ?
Q: What do you call a dozen lawyers standing in a circle?..
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WHAT DO YOU CALL . . .
Q: If one useless man is called a disgrace,..
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WHAT DO YOU GET . . .?
Q: What do you get when you cross a lawyer with a demon from hell?..
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MIXED EMOTIONS
Q: What's the defintion of mixed emotions?..
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THAT DAMN DOG
A minister and his wife sued a guide-dog school for $160,000 after a blind man learning to use a seeing-eye dog trod on the woman's toes in a shopping..
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WOMAN WHO DROVE DRUNK GETS $300,000
An Ontario woman who got drunk at an office party and crashed her car has successfully sued her employer for allowing her to drive -- even though her ..
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ROSS V. GTE CALIFORNIA
A Southern California attorney (full name intentionally withheld to avoid further embarassment) filed a lawsuit against GTE California (now Verizon) f..
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ME VS. ME
An inmate filed a $5 million lawsuit against himself (he claimed that he violated his own civil rights by getting arrested) -- then asked the state to..
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DANGER! DUMB PEOPLE; BEWARE!
A college student in Idaho decided to "moon" someone from his 4th story dorm room window. He lost his balance, fell out of his window, and injured him..
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OH! THE HUMANITY!
A jury awarded $178,000 in damages to a woman who sued her former fiance for breaking their seven-week engagement. The breakdown: $93,000 for pain & s..
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